Release Date: August 1997
10. Trapped in the Closet
Season 9, Episode 12
Several religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation.
9. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Season 6, Episode 13
The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the “The Lord of the Rings” movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.
8. Woodland Critter Christmas
Season 8, Episode 14
Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he’s helping them give birth to the Antichrist.
7. Butters’ Very Own Episode
Season 5, Episode 14
Butters’ mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
Season 8, Episode 5
Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can’t give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture ‘the robot’ to make it a weapon.
Season 10, Episode 7
Eric’s mom turns to Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.
4. Good Times with Weapons
Season 8, Episode 1
The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.
3. Scott Tenorman Must Die
Season 5, Episode 4
Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
2. Black Friday
Season 17, Episode 7
The children of South Park form two battling contingents to get a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One during a Black Friday sale. Meanwhile, Randy takes a temp job as a security guard at the mall in order to make a little extra holiday money.
1. Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Season 4, Episode 5
Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.