Best South Park Episodes

South ParkSouth Park is a TV series starring Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Isaac Hayes. Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.

Release Date: August 1997

10. Trapped in the Closet

South Park Season 9 Episode 12Air Date: 16 Nov. 2005
Season 9, Episode 12

Several religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation.

9. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

South Park Season 6 Episode 13Air Date: 13 Nov. 2002
Season 6, Episode 13

The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the “The Lord of the Rings” movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.

8. Woodland Critter Christmas

South Park Season 8 Episode 14Air Date: 15 Dec. 2004
Season 8, Episode 14

Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he’s helping them give birth to the Antichrist.

7. Butters’ Very Own Episode

South Park Season 5 Episode 14Air Date: 27 Apr. 2002
Season 5, Episode 14

Butters’ mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.


South Park Season 8 Episode 5Air Date: 14 Apr. 2004
Season 8, Episode 5

Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can’t give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture ‘the robot’ to make it a weapon.

5. Tsst

South Park Season 10 Episode 7Air Date: 3 May 2006
Season 10, Episode 7

Eric’s mom turns to Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.

4. Good Times with Weapons

South Park Season 8 Episode 1Air Date: 17 Mar. 2004
Season 8, Episode 1

The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.

3. Scott Tenorman Must Die

South Park Season 5 Episode 4Air Date: 11 Jul. 2001
Season 5, Episode 4

Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.

2. Black Friday

South Park Season 17 Episode 7Air Date: 20 Nov. 2013
Season 17, Episode 7

The children of South Park form two battling contingents to get a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One during a Black Friday sale. Meanwhile, Randy takes a temp job as a security guard at the mall in order to make a little extra holiday money.

1. Cartman Joins NAMBLA

South Park Season 4 Episode 5Air Date: 21 Jun. 2000
Season 4, Episode 5

Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.